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"The Person Below Me..." GAME (1326 views)


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The Person Below Me

Try to guess what the person (potentially below you AFTER they post) is doing as he posts.

Possible examples: guess who will post next, ask a question for the next person to answer, guess what the person likes or hates, ask whether the next person would rather do "this" or "that," make up an embarrassing habit that the next person either confesses to doing or denies, etc.

Have fun and let's all be nice!


The person below me as toenails so long that their shoes no longer fit so they are looking for toenail clippers.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me eats food


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is loving on their pet.

P.S. I'm eating shrimp and grits!😃


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(1 month ago)
The person below me needs to share their yummy food. smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me chronically masturbates. smiley


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(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender smiley smiley


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 PV did that strike an element of truth, eh? lol


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Yes. smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is below me.


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(1 month ago)
Why am I always beneath RAVENOUSbird?


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(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender Excuse me?? You're always beneath me?!?!? smiley smiley smiley lol


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me needs a break.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me posts too much stuff in forums.


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me needs a diaper change.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me needs to change my nappy. smiley smiley smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me can do that smiley who is drinking orange.


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me gets to clean up RB and PV's barf and get me something stronger than orange for my nappy duties.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Made you a screwdriver, but @RB got it lol.


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 That's okay, I'll pop a straw in it and we'll share it. She's cool like that. 😉


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(1 month ago)
The person below me has to make Delamitri an exotic Polynesian drink and then keep the supply going for as long as D says she wants it! smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is drinking a screwdriver i made earlier.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is eating a hammer I made earlier.... lololololol


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird What food is that? smiley


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 The same kinda food as a screwdriver. haha (It was a JOKE!)


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird No, a screwdriver is a drink. smiley


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 HA! A hammer is a food! lololol

www.hammernutrition.com/products/hammer-ba...


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is eating leftover hammer.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me knows that if they if they had a hammer, they'd hammer in the morning, they'd hammer in the evening, all over this land. They'd hammer out danger, they'd hammer out a warning, they'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters, all over this land. smiley
smiley


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is cleaning there ears out ready the the party tonight.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is a serial killer.


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(1 month ago)
I kill cereal with a spoon, it's true, but the person below me thinks they can fly.


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(1 month ago)
HA I know I can! The person below me sings lullabies to tadpoles.


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Do what. smiley


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I can fly. I'm almost certain of it. 🤪


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri That's fine with (fly away lol) me. But this tadpoles crap, f**k if i'm singing to those wiggly things. smiley


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 But they turn into wee froggies! So cute!


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Totally!🤗🐸


master
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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Oooh, the tadpoles part. They're so cute when they first sprout legs and still have a tail though. ❤
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(1 month ago)
The person bow me has frog legs and finds it difficult to shop without revealing they are indeed "frog man".


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(1 month ago)
It's true, walking like a frog whilst shopping reveals a little TOO much to those in store, but the person below me has naughty dreams about their old maths teacher and his knitted waistcoat smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is on an experimental drug that is supposed to make them able to speak Portuguese, but instead has been causing them to grow hair on the bottom of their feet for some time now. They can also smell purple.
They aren't sure when the last time they talked to Jerry Lewis was, but after the last time, it probably won't be happening again for a while. He knows what he did.

Also, can you blame me? Knitted waistcoats are just sexy.


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(1 month ago)
@↜ᗪℛ.ℑentacใes↝ I want to smell purple!!!


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is charged with shaving my feet and while you're at it, you can shave my hairy back as well.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me can do that job for Delamitri because I'm not shaving anyones hairy feet or back. smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird You're missing out though, everyone who runs their fingers through my back hair seem to really enjoy it.


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Lolololol I'd like to see some written confirmation of that, please. Haha


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird They wish to remain anonymous, but I swear they exist. smiley smiley


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Mmhm a likely story! smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me must be the person below me.... Forever!!! smiley


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Ooooo kinky!!


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri hahahaha.... well, now that you've turned that one around.... smiley


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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hehehe


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri My boyfriend will be VERY happy! haha


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is best friends with their jack-o'-lantern from last year.


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(1 month ago)
That's true! I actually used to believe pumpkins were alive and I couldn't cut one up. So I wrapped it in a blanket and slept with it. That only ended last year... lol ... ONLY JOKING about the last bit.

The person below me love ice cream floats with coca-cola and vanilla ice cream.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me likes eating Walnut Whips form the base upwards.


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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I have never ever seen those. They look amazingly good


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is from the planet earth.


master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me wants 5 kids.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is totally paranoid. Fact.


master
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(1 month ago)
My ice cream man is secretly a serial killer, waiting for innocent victims to poison.

The person below me has ants in their pants and they like it.


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Mr Mercedes!!! Yikes!!! smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Ooooh, forgot about him! Sure am looking forward to his next chapter!


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Tonight is the the night! I just re-watched the first of the Second Season and found it much more riveting. As is Castle Rocks latest. Check that one out. Wooo Hooo SK rock my boat. haha


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(1 month ago)
Yes, I'd rather have ants, better than what's available lately smiley smiley

Person below me is a perfect human being....(I hope) smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
Ahahahaha, had to jump back in and humbly agree.😜

The person below me loves Justin Bieber.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is below me.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender You are right!

The person below me is beautiful smiley


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender Hey now! That should be in quotes, I wrote it first... or did I??? lol JK smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
Aww shucks! smiley

The person below me believes in Sandy Claws.


master
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(1 month ago)
Yes your right, I'm am Sandy... not Claws though smiley

The person below me likes Chocolate


master
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(1 month ago)
@TragicMouse🐭 Haha👍👍


master
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(1 month ago)
Mmmmm, chocolate!

The person below me used to write erotic stories.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is a contract killer that has the code name moist. smiley smiley


guru
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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 ... ohno not, smiley M smileyO smileyI smileyS smileyT smiley?!?


master
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(1 month ago)
Hahaha, watch out for the tongue!!!

The person below me took a crash course.


expert
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(1 month ago)
The person who failed the crash course, is waiting or a tow, and is below me..


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Sadly I crashed the whole course and needed a tow and am below everyone. Wahhhhh!

The person below me feels my pain.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is trod upon and trampled.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me knows and loves Led Zeppelin trampled underfoot.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is eating cheese on toast topped with nutmeg and finely chopped onion.


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(1 month ago)
Sadly, no. smiley

I've got crisps but a tummy ache so nothing is making anything eat-worthy. Wahhhhh.

The person below me would love some real sushi from Japan.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is the true Messiah and their message is from God hence they are worthy of total adoration. For real.


master
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(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender Awww, the right one certainly popped up below you.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is from hades.


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahahaha, I see that PV admitted nothing.


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(1 month ago)
The person below me is reading this.


guru
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(1 month ago)
Person below me keeps weird stuff under their bed.


master
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(1 month ago)
That must be why my cats come out from under there shaking their heads at me.

The person down yonder has never climbed a tree drunk at night when it's raining so their mom couldn't find them. Or have they?


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Climbed enough trees when i was a kid lol.

The person below me is thinking, sh*t,sh*t did i just put a red sock in with the whites. smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
Haha, that's amateur time. I put red lipstick in with the whites.

TPBM hates arguing.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
You started it. smiley smiley

The person below me never has there money ready at the till check out.


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(1 month ago)
Dammit, I was sure I had some loose change...
Aaaahhh k, so the person below me paid my tab - 'cuz Paying-it-Forward is BEYOND KEWL!
xx0x0xx


master
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(1 month ago)
Grumble grumble, fine! That was my milk money, but yeah, I'm kewl like that.

TPBM is afraid of bugs and all things bug related.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me knows what TPBM is.

I though it was TP-BM. Potty minded so I am.

The person below is potty minded, too.


guru
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(1 month ago)
Guilty as charged. yup!

TPBM leaves kiss prints on bathroom mirror.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Oh ewww this is getting worse and worse in my all too active imagination BM kiss marks?? smiley

The person below me wishes I hadn't written that.


master
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(1 month ago)
Hahahaha 💋💋💋💋

The person below me exists due to extraterrestrial circumstances.


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
ohdear... i smiley and got whiplash

So, the person b m hadda call ambulance. smiley


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

The person below me has stole the neighbor's lawn and talks to snails.


master
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(1 month ago)
The snails said it would be okay.

Banned because the devil made me do it. I had to, I owed him one. 😈


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me is the devil and all debts owed by Delamitri have been paid in full. Whew! smiley


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(1 month ago)
The person below me has no clue who I am...........


Btw the devil is a woman and she says she did not make you do it and you still owe but nice try smiley


senior master
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(1 month ago)
The person below me knows what they know and they know that I know that they know what they know and that we all know what they know because we know that it is known.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me has dark perverted secrets and many skeletons in their closet. In a former life before the internet they did unspeakable things. Thus they are haunted with guilt and live in shame.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Okay i did not take that library book back, my bad. smiley

The person below me is eating curry and drinking a beer.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 hahahaha nice one!!


senior master
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(1 month ago)
NO way. I hate beer and I've the tummy flu, so no curry, no thank you!

The person below me has also been above me! smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Ahahaha, now you KNEW I'd have to jump into that spot!

TPBM is banned for a moment of madness that they can't explain to anyone's satisfaction.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@delamitri believe it or not, I just had to G00gle what "tpbm" stood for.

Good lord, if it were a snake it would've bit me. lol


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hehe no snake, just me being lazy. 😄


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol


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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Not lazy, efficient!

I'm just terrible with acronyms. Seriously. It's sad. Me, riddles and acronyms...I seriously have to have them explained to me, and mostly people think I'm taking the piss, but I really don't get them, until someone explains and the penny drops. lol


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird YAGIME


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@delamitri Yay. Give me? lol

(PS I didn't G00gle that obviously. haha)


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird You are golden in my eyes. 😍


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
No it was not me talking to spaceman Bob Willy. smiley

The person below me is chuckling at this comment. smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
Yep! 😄

TPBM likes stinky cheese and I have a suspicion it has something to with with why they have been rescuing stink bugs from being trampled.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Sod yucky bugs, they can go back where they come from...down the plug hole. smiley

The person below me, would love to eat this.


top expert
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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 This was my breakfast for years. Work hard, drink hard, eat a huge breakies, repeat.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Well, thanks for all the work you put into that, but no. I wouldn't touch that if you paid me. lol

The person below me is having a lovely cuppa coffee with milk and sugar.


master
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(1 month ago)
I'll eat those eggs to go with my coffee. 😃

TPBM has an introverted body part that I'm very curious about.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley smiley Details lol. smiley


master
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(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Well, it was getting juicy when I started investigating this third eye, but try as I might, I couldn't make something dirty out of a pituitary gland. 👅


senior master
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(1 month ago)
smiley smiley smiley smiley ...oh you mean my third eye??? haha

The person below me knows that the third eye simple denotes the location of the pituitary gland (sometimes in conjunction with the pineal gland).


master
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(1 month ago)
All this gland talk is making me hungry!

TPBM is an amateur gynecologist.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
lololololol ewwww no. smiley smiley smiley

TPBM now knows I understand this acronym! smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird I meant to be there!!!! 😁


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri You let me down, so I logged off. Oh the sadness overwhelmed me poor poor wee heart! lolololol


master
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(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahaha awwwwww 💙


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
The person below me has an untidy bedroom with half uneaten pizza beneath their bed not to mention their sheets and duvet are stained with so much DNA.


master
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(1 month ago)
If this was another thread, I'd ban you for peeping under my bed!

TPBM is on a constant quest for lawn ornaments, specifically male dwarves.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
smiley ye right.

The person below me is covered in sweat. [SPOILER]


senior master
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(1 month ago)
Oh yea, just woke up to one of those sweaty, jammy, creamy night terrors! lol smiley

TPBM loves the wee folk and believes in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.


guru
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(1 month ago)
The person below me uses this site to watch porn movies.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
The person below me uses just one bread stick to eat all the cheesy dip and likes licking 😜 nipples.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
No, and NO! lol

The person below me licks their plate clean when no one's looking.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Wrong smiley I sleepwalk though, and I got up this morning and there was a jar of peanut butter on the dinning room table with a huge spoon in it.... smiley True story....

Person below me teases their poor cat with a tin of tuna by letting the cat sniff it only ..... smiley


member
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+2
(1 month ago)
What is this 'cat' you speak about 😁

The person below is trying to get a cat down from the curtain rail while 3 large dogs look on in amusement.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
The person below me doesn't realise that cats are amused at torturing dogs. lol (I'm just messing, I love all animals. smiley )


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Amused and sometimes even the ones doing the torturing.

TPBM is wondering if the person above me likes the person below me.


guru
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+2
(1 month ago)
The person below me has got badgers imprisoned in their basement which they use as sex slaves for their own depraved pleasure.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender Geez watch the teeth and nails... I don't reckon these so called sex fiends don't have any sexual bits left at this stage. Ewwww and yuck! lol


master
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(1 month ago)
You say depraved, I say righteous.

TPBM has a favorite song by a band called Hanson. The song is MMMbop and I know it's true because I heard them humming it.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
TPBM sings "My baloney has a first name, it's O S C A R, my bologna has as second name it's M A Y E R, oh I love to it every day and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyy.... cos Ocscar Mayer has a way with crappy processed meats all the way." hahahaha


master
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(1 month ago)
Hahaha, you had it, but I may not have ended it exactly in those words. smiley Mmmm, processed. 😉

TPBM stares longingly at their refrigerator magnets because they're all miniatures of the food they want but don't feel like cooking.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Mines covered with picks of ice then lol.

The person below me has an hangover from drinking to much wine. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
No sweat though, I had the cure[SPOILER]

The person below me has a poster of Ed Sheeran on their bedroom ceiling, right above the bed.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri Do you call it " the hair of the dog ", has we do in the UK?


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Yep! I guess everyone uses that one. 🍷


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Hahaha

TPBM loves McDonald's double cheeseburgers.


senior master
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(1 month ago)
smiley smiley No way smiley , there food is utter sh*te. smiley smiley

The person below me is eating a chicken and egg caesar salad wrap, yum,yum. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
I wish!

TPBM is down for maintenance.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
We talking about W/10 again, pc not crashed yet.

The person below me, picked their nose today. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
And ate it.

TPBM is petting their My Little Pony right now.


senior master
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0
(1 month ago)
Never heard it call that before. smiley smiley

TPBM is thinking should i get the shopping in today or tomorrow and trying to make the milk last until they can be bothered going to the corner shop.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
TPBM knows cow's milk produces phlegm and they feel like vomiting. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Well now I just feel like swallowing. Mmmmmm phlegm. 😋

TPBM has an ancient chinese secret and I want it!!


guru
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+2
(1 month ago)
The person below me keeps putting their hand down their pants because they've got crabs.


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Aye, I thought I was being discrete!

TPBM would pose nude for ten bucks.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Again?? smiley

TPBM would pose nude with another person who would pose nude for a fiver if they were HOT! smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
For free even! 😉

TPBM loves the smell of manure in the morning.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Breathe deep! smiley

TPBM knows how to pat their tummy and rub their head to row row row your boat whilst making an omelet on a sail boat out in the middle of the sea.


top expert
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+2
(1 month ago)
You have been spying.

TPBM Is wondering "What could I possibly say?"


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@Egor17 You never can tell these days now can ya?? smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
I never could figure it out. 🤪

TPBM owes me a favor.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
TPBM knows what that favour is, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, you know what I mean?! smiley smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Collected, woohooooo!! 😋

The person below me has woken up in an unfamiliar place.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Huh? What? Where am I?? smiley smiley

TPBM is unfamiliar with their own fingers and find them fascinating creatures.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I take it you identify with this particular affliction? smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Not me.
smiley


master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Haha, love this.


guru
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+2
(1 month ago)
The person below me tries to reconnect with old friends but they don't want to do the same so they hide.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
smiley smiley

TPBM is part of a secret cult [SPOILER] that involves wearing and sniffing each others slippers and?


master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
Eating teletubbies, of course!

TPBM is perfect except for one scandalous thing.


guru
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
Perfect? smiley smiley

Scandalous? smiley smiley

TPBM voted for Hilary Clinton! smiley smiley


master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
No 😏

TPBM throws away the box from a microwave meal and has to immediately fish it back out of the trash to read the instructions.


senior master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
Just add extra sauce/gravy to it and call it a home cooked meal lol.

TPBM can not watch a whole horror film out in the dark, without switching the light back on at least once.


master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I use those little packs of powdered gravy (just add 1 cup of water) and totally call it homemade. smiley


master
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+1
(4 weeks ago)
I can't watch them in the dark at all, or alone.

TPBM gives pole dancing lessons to carnival freaks. The bearded lady and 4 armed lizard guy are their favorite students.


senior master
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+1
(3 weeks ago)
@delamitri You can not watch a horror film alone, nah just want someone to cuddle you when watching a film and to bring you snacks so not to miss out lol.


master
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+1
(3 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Ah, you got me! smiley


senior master
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
TPBM knows what the difference is between arse and ass and póg mo thóin. smiley


master
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0
(2 weeks ago)
Haha, kiss my ass!! Now I just need pronunciation. 😂

TPBM has something pierced.


guru
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
TPBM has had a sex change.


master
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
And I'm halfway through it. Can you change your mind halfway?

TPBM eats cereal for other meals than breakfast.


senior master
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
TPBM will know what this means "poe-mah-thoy-en". smiley


senior master
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
L smiley L

TPBM is looking upward.


senior master
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+1
(2 weeks ago)
The person below me drives a Porsche.... in their dreams! lol


master
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+1
(1 week ago)
Yep, dreams only! My new favorite "póg mo thóin" smiley

The person below me likes shiny things.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
Yes, I do, like all good corvids.

TPBM is thinking of a number???


master
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+1
(1 week ago)
Haha I am now.

TPBM has a bunch of stuffed toys.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
@delamitri Bet a lot of your toys or full of " flat " batteries. smiley smiley


master
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+1
(1 week ago)
@PureVodka🍺 My toys take 9volt batteries. 😉


master
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+2
(1 week ago)
TPBM is the cause of me getting pooped on by a bird today whilst waiting for the bus.... smiley


master
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+2
(1 week ago)
In my defense, at least it was a cute lil birdie.

TPBM knows The Macarena dance.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
Hey Macarena!!

The person below me knows when to be the person above me.


master
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+1
(1 week ago)
🎶💃🎶💃🎶

I admit to maybe knowing? 😁

The person below me is edible.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
Deeee-licious!

The P B me is hungry for PB & J.


master
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0
(1 week ago)
Oh my goodness, I swear it may have been decades since I last had one.

TPBM was once a pinball wizard.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
There's got to be a twist, pinball wizard got such a supple wrist... lol

The P below M is thinking of Jolly Ranchers.


master
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+1
(1 week ago)
She knows her classic rock! Mmmm, strawberry!

TPBM agrees to the terms of service after reading only half of the 1st paragraph.


senior master
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+1
(1 week ago)
TP Below M is in the here and now and opposed to the there and later vs where and where.


master
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0
(1 week ago)
Just call me dizzy

TPBM is not watching the Crimson Tide whip up on the Razorbacks.

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